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Gamzee X Reader
All those Jokes

Gamzee slumped on his couch and let out an annoyed sigh. How could he tell her? He had know _____ for just over 2 years now.
He wanted to tell her that he loved her, but every time he tried, it just ended up in some corny joke. Or... Something about faygo.
I mean, sure. They made _____ laugh, but that wasn't what he wanted. He wanted her to be his... And no one else's. It also didn't help that she had been hanging out with Karkat a lot lately. And it was making him jealous.
Gamzee then stood up and walked out the door. He decided that he might as well try one more time. He walked down the street, staring up at the sky. He soon reached ________'s house. He stopped, and looked at the front door. His eyes then opened with shock as he saw Karkat standing there. ______ was standing with the door open, and Karkat was right outside it. Gamzee quickly moved to where he was hidden  behind a bush, but could hear what they were saying. Karkat looked down at his feet, and he was blushing. _______ just looked at him very confused. "_______.... I-I.... I LOVE YOU!" He said, blushing even more as he said it.
It was now _______'s turn to look down at her feet and blush. She then looked up at Karkat. "Oh Karkat.... I'm sorry but... I love someone else." She said with a gentle tone in her voice. Karkat looked heart broken. Gamzee scrambled out of ______'s yard quickly. Then Karkat walked down the driveway.
He then spotted Gamzee and walked over to him. "YOU BETTER TREAT HER PRETTY FUCKIN WELL ASS." He said, and then walked away. Gamzee looked at him, dumbstruck, and then walked up to ________'s door. He took a deep breath and knocked.
_______ opened the door and looked up at Gamzee. She smiled at him. "Oh hi Gamzee! I didn't expect you to come over!" She chirped happily.
"Um CaN i Um CoMe In?" He asked, putting his hands in his pockets.
"Yeah sure!" _____ said, and moved aside, letting him come in, and closing the door behind him. He walked over to her couch, and sat down. He took a deep breath.
"OkAy _______ YoU kNoW aLl ThOsE rEaLlY wEiRd JoKeS i'Ve BeEn TeLlIng?" _________ just nodded. "WeLl.... ThEy WeReN't SuPoSeD tO bE jOkEs. ThEy WeRe Me TrYiNg To TeLl YoU... I lOvE yOu ________"  
He look up at her with a very serious face. It scared _________ a little, but she smiled, and hugged Gamzee tightly. "I love you to Gamzee... And I have for a while."
Gamzee looked down at her and smiled, a light blush coming across his cheeks, he then wrapped his arm around her, and kissed her on the forehead.
*sniffle* I TRIED GUYS! I REALLY DID TRY! I failed epicly though.... This was my first anything X reader (that you all know of...) and it's so short.... and failish.... Also, i can't even decide if it's Human Gamzee, or Troll Gamzee.... AND HE WAS SO FREAKIN OCC. IM SORRY. and it was so fudgin hard to WrItE lIkE tHiS. SERIOUSLY. WHY CAN'T GAMZEE'S TYPING BE EASY LIKE ALL THE OTHERS?!?!?!?! anyways.... yeah..... hope you enjoyed my fail....

Gamzee and Karkat (c) Andrew Hussie
Story and Idea (c) Me
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:iconzombie-minx:
Zombie-Minx Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Fuck you KK
i only flirted with you for your hands.
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:iconsabergirl101:
sabergirl101 Featured By Owner Jun 6, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
omg hand stealer everyone run :iconhandplz:
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:iconislandofkamille:
ISLANDOFKAMILLE Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2014
Karkat come back I'm sorry!
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:iconjeffthekillerkupkake:
jeffthekillerkupkake Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2014
poor karkitty oh well he'll get over it
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:iconhappyluckygirl22:
Happyluckygirl22 Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
MUHAHAHA KARKAT GOT REJECTED Aradia stares into your soul 
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:iconsoulcat2003:
SoulCat2003 Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
at least you faild epicly!!! EPICLY!!!
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:iconesella456:
esella456 Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2014  Student General Artist
At least you tried :3
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:iconwafflepigs:
Wafflepigs Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2014
Gamzee: :icongamzeethrustplz: MuThAfUcKiN yEaH wHo'S sTuPiD nOw KaRbRo?
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:iconnekominecrafter:
NekoMinecrafter Featured By Owner May 28, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
THAT IS THE BEST FUCKING PLZ I HAVE EVER SEEN!
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:iconwafflepigs:
Wafflepigs Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2015
Lol
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:iconnerdyalicorn:
nerdyalicorn Featured By Owner May 20, 2014
cool bro
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:iconlousiey:
Lousiey Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Karkat: YOU BETTER TREAT HER FUCKIN WELL
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:icondemigodartist:
DemigodArtist Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2014  Student General Artist
Woot woot~! :iconexcitedplz:
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:iconpokemongirl1212:
Pokemongirl1212 Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2014
:icongamzeethrustplz: :iconbrohugplz: :iconhandspazzplz: :iconclapplz:
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:icondizzzybug:
DizzzyBug Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2014  Student General Artist
Best explanation ever
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:iconsolluxwantsme:
SolluxWantsMe Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
... It was all :iconhussieplz: 's plan to make Karkat heartbroken. Are you in cohorts with Huss?

:icongamzeeplz: :iconkarkatplz: -> :iconhussieplz: Hussie rules them all...
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Thornpelt125 Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
b-but if Karkat told me that he loved me i would tell him i love him too ;-; (good story btw)
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scissorWizard-helvta Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Karkat.. REJECTERED!!!!!!! mwehehe! :iconhussieplz:
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:icontwcforever:
TWCforever Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2014
Short and sweet! It's perfect!! Well done :3
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:iconslenderproxy1234:
slenderproxy1234 Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2014
Amazing *claps and smiles*
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:icondanielle14178:
danielle14178 Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2013  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
KarKat.... Your so fuckin dramatic.
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:iconrebeckahhisreckless:
RebeckahhIsReckless Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2013  Student Writer
Karkitty! ;-; Bby nuuu

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:icon420jeffieshawna:
420JeffieShawna Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2013
you. you must..you must do more. please <3 I loved this!Bunny-Emoji-10-(Emoji-Loved)
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ACreepyPastaStory Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2013
B-but. But what about Karkrab? :C
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:icontunaqueen13:
tunaqueen13 Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2013
I love Gamzee <3 <3 <3 This is awesome xD -thumbs up-
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:iconnunubird:
Nunubird Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2013  Student Artist
LUV.DIS.
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:iconsephnacat:
sephnacat Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
So many people confessing their love in one day XD
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:iconcjw727:
cjw727 Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I thought the same thing!
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:iconsephnacat:
sephnacat Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
lol
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:iconcjw727:
cjw727 Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:iconpervylukaplz:
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:iconyaoi-is-my-life-99:
Yaoi-is-my-life-99 Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconshyblushplz:
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SnowSuiiciide Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
It rEaLlY BuGs mE WhEn pEoPlE GeT GaMzEe's qUiRk wRoNg, EvEn tHoUgH LiKe eVeRyOnE DoEs.
HiS QuIrK Is iNvErTeD CaSe, BuT EvErYtHiNg cOuNtS
SpAcEs, CoMmAs, EnTeRs, AlL PuNcTuAtIoN CoUnTs aS A LeTtEr
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:iconfaith0923:
faith0923 Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2013
It ActUAly dEpEnds On whAt tImE hIs qUIrk Is bEIng UsEd
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:iconbloodyhorrorlove:
bloodyhorrorlove Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
its hard to do his quirk perfect....
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:iconxjenniferthekillerx:
XJenniferTheKillerX Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Heh heh ^-^ That's cute
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unaverslittletroll Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2013
iSTOOL DIRKS SHADS :sunglassesemoji: *PUTS ON* FUCK YAY
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:iconfaith0923:
faith0923 Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2013
I stOlE dAvE's shAdEs 😎
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:iconlucariona1:
Lucariona1 Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I think it is cute :3
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XxBloodyMoonlightxX Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2013  Student Writer
xD Its a good one
But you know you don't have to type quirck when hes talking.
I think that's only required when they're on persterchum....
Or Trollian.
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:iconstjimmy56132:
stjimmy56132 Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
don't put yourself down like that! I love this story!
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:iconmusicismylife7:
MusicIsMyLife7 Featured By Owner May 24, 2013  Student Artist
Wait... YOU CALL THAT A FAIL?! GIRL YOU CRAZY? THAT WAS EPIC!!!
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:iconbookworm30000:
bookworm30000 Featured By Owner May 21, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Omg poor karkat...
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:iconnepetaxkarkat123:
nepetaxkarkat123 Featured By Owner May 20, 2013
Love gamzee but poor karkat
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:iconchumhandle:
Chumhandle Featured By Owner May 18, 2013
Poor karkat... ;-;
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:iconlovedaylovenight:
loveDAYloveNIGHT Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2013
I love Gamzee, but... poor Karkat! I fell sorry for him a little bit ;^;
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XxiluvgaaraxX Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I enjoyed you fail!! =DDD
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treekit1 Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2013
:iconovariesplz:
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:iconxxiluvgaaraxx:
XxiluvgaaraxX Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
That picture is perfection. :3 how did you make that? What did you type in due girl? Don't be shy share dat sexy ass secret with your future best friend.
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treekit1 Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2013
XD
If u really must know.
Every one is my
best furriend!
(Mouse over the icon to see what to type!)
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XxiluvgaaraxX Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
When I moused over that bootyfuls shiet, I saw what happened....and it went a little something like this...:iconovariesplz:
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